{"id":24057,"date":"2020-06-30T18:52:51","date_gmt":"2020-06-30T18:52:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/recetasdecocina.online\/cocixfr\/confessions-dune-maman-pas-chere\/"},"modified":"2020-06-30T18:52:51","modified_gmt":"2020-06-30T18:52:51","slug":"confessions-dune-maman-pas-chere","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cocinarrecetasdepostres.net\/fr\/confessions-dune-maman-pas-chere\/","title":{"rendered":"Confessions d&#8217;une maman pas ch\u00e8re"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><\/p>\n<p>            \t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"333\" class=\"attachment-large size-large lazy wp-post-image\" alt=\"Confessions d'une maman pas ch\u00e8re\" src=\"https:\/\/cocinarrecetasdepostres.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Confesiones-de-una-mama-barata.jpg\"\/><\/p>\n<p>Voici ma plus jeune fille, ma fille, ma douce et souriante Audrey.<\/p>\n<p>Annexe A<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"IMG_8711.audreydodger \"class =\" asset asset-image at-xid-6a00e551040fb7883401310f4778db970c\" src=\"https:\/\/cocinarrecetasdepostres.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Confesiones-de-una-mama-barata.jpg\"\/><\/p>\n<p>Bien que ce soit amusant de poster des photos d&#8217;elle et de parler de sa mignonne et oohh et aahh de mon pr\u00e9cieux petit ange, ce n&#8217;est pas ce qui m&#8217;a inspir\u00e9 \u00e0 partager aujourd&#8217;hui.<\/p>\n<p>Je veux vous parler de deux de mes traits de personnalit\u00e9.  Pas n&#8217;importe quel vieux caprice &#8230; les deux caprices qui <em>lorsqu&#8217;ils sont utilis\u00e9s ensemble<\/em> produire un r\u00e9sultat dangereux et souvent douloureux.<\/p>\n<p>Les deux traits de personnalit\u00e9 en question sont &#8220;<em>maman pas ch\u00e8re<\/em>&#8220;et&#8221;<em>Oh laisse-moi le faire!<\/em>&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>Seuls, ces traits peuvent convenir.  M\u00eame b\u00e9n\u00e9fique!  <em>Maman pas ch\u00e8re<\/em> \u00e0 l&#8217;\u00e9picerie ou un Chuck-E-Cheese est une bonne chose.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;<em>Oh laisse-moi le faire!<\/em>&#8220;Maman est une bouff\u00e9e d&#8217;air frais lorsque vous essayez de monter dans un ascenseur rempli de dix-sept personnes et que votre enfant s&#8217;arr\u00eate \u00e0 la porte et d\u00e9cide de nouer sa chaussure m\u00eame s&#8217;ils l&#8217;ont d\u00e9couvert hier.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Mais ensemble &#8230; <strong> frisson <\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Annexe B<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"IMG_8693.audrey\" class=\"asset asset-image at-xid-6a00e551040fb788340120a8e0adc9970b\" src=\"https:\/\/cocinarrecetasdepostres.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/1576217944_26_Confesiones-de-una-mama-barata.jpg\"\/><\/p>\n<p>La frange d&#8217;Audrey.  Je pensais pouvoir les couper moi-m\u00eame.  Je pensais que cela \u00e9conomiserait du temps et de l&#8217;argent \u00e0 la famille.<\/p>\n<p>J&#8217;ai pens\u00e9 que c&#8217;\u00e9tait idiot de prendre un gar\u00e7on d&#8217;un an pour une coupe \u00abexploser\u00bb.<\/p>\n<p>Idiot, idiot maman!<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"IMG_8724.audrey\" class=\"asset asset-image at-xid-6a00e551040fb7883401310f477f7f970c\" src=\"https:\/\/cocinarrecetasdepostres.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/1576217945_789_Confesiones-de-una-mama-barata.jpg\"\/><\/p>\n<p>Oui, j&#8217;ai fait \u00e7a \u00e0 mon b\u00e9b\u00e9.<\/p>\n<p>Il l&#8217;a peut-\u00eatre marqu\u00e9e \u00e0 vie.<\/p>\n<p>Eh bien, j&#8217;ai peut-\u00eatre compos\u00e9 <em>je<\/em> pour la vie.  Si je cache les preuves, je pense qu&#8217;elle s&#8217;en remettra.<\/p>\n<h6 class=\"vcard\"><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"rencontrer_Amanda_Rettke\"><\/span>rencontrer Amanda Rettke<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h6>\n<p>Amanda Rettke est la cr\u00e9atrice de I Am Baker et l&#8217;auteur \u00e0 succ\u00e8s de Surprise Inside Cakes: Amazing Cakes pour chaque occasion, avec un petit quelque chose en plus \u00e0 l&#8217;int\u00e9rieur.  avec Food Network, New York Times, LA Times, Country Living Magazine, People Magazine, Epicurious, Brides, Romantic Homes, life: beautiful, Publishers Weekly, The Daily Mail, Star Tribune, The Globe and Mail, DailyCandy, YumSugar, The Knot , The Kitchn and Parade, pour n&#8217;en nommer que quelques-uns.<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<div id=\"ez-toc-container\" class=\"ez-toc-v2_0_86 ez-toc-wrap-center counter-hierarchy ez-toc-counter ez-toc-grey ez-toc-container-direction\">\n<div class=\"ez-toc-title-container\">\n<div class=\"ez-toc-title\" style=\"cursor:inherit\">Table of Contents<\/div>\n<span class=\"ez-toc-title-toggle\"><a href=\"#\" class=\"ez-toc-pull-right ez-toc-btn ez-toc-btn-xs ez-toc-btn-default ez-toc-toggle\" aria-label=\"Alternar tabla de contenidos\"><span class=\"ez-toc-js-icon-con\"><span class=\"\"><span class=\"eztoc-hide\" style=\"display:none;\">Toggle<\/span><span class=\"ez-toc-icon-toggle-span\"><svg style=\"fill: #999;color:#999\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" class=\"list-377408\" width=\"20px\" height=\"20px\" viewBox=\"0 0 24 24\" fill=\"none\"><path d=\"M6 6H4v2h2V6zm14 0H8v2h12V6zM4 11h2v2H4v-2zm16 0H8v2h12v-2zM4 16h2v2H4v-2zm16 0H8v2h12v-2z\" fill=\"currentColor\"><\/path><\/svg><svg style=\"fill: #999;color:#999\" class=\"arrow-unsorted-368013\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" width=\"10px\" height=\"10px\" viewBox=\"0 0 24 24\" version=\"1.2\" baseProfile=\"tiny\"><path d=\"M18.2 9.3l-6.2-6.3-6.2 6.3c-.2.2-.3.4-.3.7s.1.5.3.7c.2.2.4.3.7.3h11c.3 0 .5-.1.7-.3.2-.2.3-.5.3-.7s-.1-.5-.3-.7zM5.8 14.7l6.2 6.3 6.2-6.3c.2-.2.3-.5.3-.7s-.1-.5-.3-.7c-.2-.2-.4-.3-.7-.3h-11c-.3 0-.5.1-.7.3-.2.2-.3.5-.3.7s.1.5.3.7z\"\/><\/svg><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/a><\/span><\/div>\n<nav><ul class='ez-toc-list ez-toc-list-level-1 eztoc-toggle-hide-by-default' ><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-6'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-1\" href=\"https:\/\/cocinarrecetasdepostres.net\/fr\/confessions-dune-maman-pas-chere\/#rencontrer_Amanda_Rettke\" >rencontrer Amanda Rettke<\/a><\/li><\/ul><\/nav><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Voici ma plus jeune fille, ma fille, ma douce et souriante Audrey. Annexe A Bien que ce soit amusant de poster des photos d&#8217;elle et de parler de sa mignonne et oohh et aahh de mon pr\u00e9cieux petit ange, ce n&#8217;est pas ce qui m&#8217;a inspir\u00e9 \u00e0 partager aujourd&#8217;hui. 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